Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Do You Release Something After Conception



praise of brave women.

E stas new women, if one is able to secure and control the donkey sexist within us, are the best partners.

By: Héctor Abad Semana.com

A macho men who are like 96 percent of the population men, women bother us rough character, hard, determined. We derogatory words for it: harpies, witches, Virago, tomboys. In fact, we are afraid and do not wait to make them pay dearly for their challenge to male power that until recently had held without question. To those who are incorrigibly macho, macho culture and ancestral heritage, these wild animals instinctively bother us that rather than submit to our will, attack and defend.

The female we dream, a dream shaped by centuries of arrogant and genes of animals (even subhuman), consists of a young couple and gentle, sweet and submissive, always with a smile of condescension in her mouth. A pretty woman who does not dispute, that is nice and polite words to say, never claimed, he opens his mouth only to be correct, praise and celebrate our acts silly. To use hands to caress, to have the house spotless, make good food, good drinks and serve to accommodate the flowers in vases. This ideal, fashion magazines confirm we can identify with some kind of outfit for the broadcast on TV at the end of the news, always be a millimeter-ball with incredible curves (they send you kisses and hugs, but do not know), always at your disposal, apparently as if we say "no more you let me know and I'll open my legs, "always willing to rapid relief of seminal fluid, shouting ridiculous man (not from them, which require more time, and stay halfway).

For the young and old macho put us in check these new women, real women, which are not submitted and protest, and why we dream, rather, with perfect girls give it easy and do not pose problems. Because these women new demands, they ask, give, they get, scold, contradict, speak, and only get naked if they want. These women are not left to give new orders, nor can we leave them planted, or pulled, or pushed aside in silence, and if possible in subordinate roles and subordinate positions. The new women study more, know more, have more discipline, more initiative, and perhaps because of it is more difficult to get them to pair, because they fear all macho.

But these new women, if you manage to tie and put under control the donkey sexist within us, are the best partners. Not even have to keep them, because they would not allow it because they know that this was always the source of our domain. They no longer allow themselves to maintain, which is another way to buy them, because they know that, and brute force, has settled the power of us males for millennia. If we come to know, if we bear that we correct, we refute the ideas, we point out the mistakes that we see and we deflate the vanity top pins, we realize that the new parity is nice, because it makes possible a relationship between equals, in which no one sends or is sent. As much as we work (or more) then they also declared Jart at night and in bad humor, and more importantly, not feel like cooking. At first we will rage, and not see as good and selfless as our holy mother, but better, precisely because they are less holy (sanctified holy) and they have every right not to be.

Aging, like us, and they have no skin twenties or breasts (we also let us look chest, and feet, cheeks, the few hairs), hormones are given cycles of euphoria and bad temper, but it is wise to live and to love, and if ever in life sensible advice is needed (it takes forever, daily), or a useful strategy at work, or a successful maneuver to be happier, and they will give it, not peladito skin and perfect tits, although these are a delight we dream, a dream that when you do not even know what to do with all that. We

animals yet, macho men, and it is useless to ask us to stop looking at the girls perfect. Eyes we go after them, following the curves, because we have inside a stubborn program that pushes us over there, like automatons. But if we also use this inheritance recently, the cerebral cortex, if we are more sensible and rational, if we become more human and less primitive, we realize that these new women, these brave women that demand, work, produce, bother and protest, are the most challenging, and consequently the most exciting, most entertaining, the only ones with whom you can establish a lasting relationship, because it is based on more than abracitos and kissing, intercourse or precipitates followed by sadness give us ideas, friendship, passion and curious about what it's worth, long life and thirst for knowledge.

Friday, November 3, 2006

Can Men With Uti Masterbate



How did you survive as a child?

If you lived as a child in los70's, 80's or early 90's
How did you survive?? !!!!!!!!!!!
- As children we were in cars that had no seat belts or airbags and riding in the back of a truck, was a special tour and I still remember ...
- Our cribs were painted with bright paint colors lead-based!
- We had no insurance caps against children on bottles of medicine cabinets, or doors ...
- When we walked in we did not use bicycle helmets, knee pads or elbow pads. And was your father when he became a motorcycle with a bike simple frutsi container in the back tire.
- We drank water from a garden hose, a faucet or where we found, as long as we take off the thirst, not a bottle of purified water.
- We spent hours and hours building a cart of boxes or tubes, and those who were fortunate to have a friend with a bike, had managed to tow and in the corner was agreed that they had no brakes.
- After several clashes learned to solve the problem. Yes, we chocábamos with shrubs or we fell on the ground, not chocábamos with cars.
- We went to play with the only condition to return before nightfall ...
- The school lasted until noon, we came home for lunch after our jicama relish and churritos with chile and lemon, leaving the school ...
- We had no cell phone ... so no one could locate !!!¡¡¡ Unthinkable!
- we cut us, we broke a bone, we lost a tooth, but there was never a demand for these accidents ...
- No one was to blame but ourselves.
- ate biscuits, twinquis, bread and muffins, drank sugary drinks and had never overweight because we were always outside playing and running.
- coca shared a four (when we could buy and was the glass bottle, about 1 liter) ... taking in the bottle and nobody died because of that.
- did not have Play stations, Nintendo 64, X boxs, Video games, 99 channels on cable TV, VCRs, home cinema, surround sound, phones, computers, chat-rooms "on the Internet, etc ... But that: WE HAD REAL FRIENDS!
- We went, we climbed on the bike or walking to the house of a friend we played the bell ... or simply we entered without knocking and there estabany went out to play. Out there!
In the cruel world! Without a guardian
hired by Dad!
- matched sticks, tennis balls, we played hole, kicked pot, cops and robbers, touch football, beige, and a team that was formed to play a game, not all came to be elected and there was disappointment led to trauma .
- Some students were not as bright as others, and when they lost one year simply repeated. Nobody went to the psychologist, the psychologist, no one had dyslexia and had simply repeated a second chance.
"We had freedom, failure, success, responsibility ... and learned to handle them.
Some say insurance cake was all that?! But ... we were definitely happy.